For sale

"CB" (jrcb) 01/13/2020 at 16:17 • Filed to: He's joking... Right?, Jolly Rancher

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One Jolly Rancher, 2015 Fiesta ST.

103k- ish kilometers.

Paint is a solid 6/9, interior is about the same

Needs a new foglight housing and wheel well liner which I will gladly do before you buy it

Comes with two sets of rims and a DEAD BATTERY BECAUSE THIS DAMN THING CAN’T SIT FOR FIVE DAYS IN -30 WITHOUT DYING

$9500 CAD OBO

Am I kidding? Who knows. All I can say is I'm thankful ITA97 sent me a trickle charger.

dogisbadob > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:26

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What do you plan on replacing it with? I know you get some cool cars up there that we don’t get

Dusty Ventures > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:28

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:29

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$$9500

That’s hella cheap  

CB > Dusty Ventures 01/13/2020 at 16:30

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I’m only partially kidding.

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/13/2020 at 16:31

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More a joke price than anything. But it does need new tires and I’m starting to hate it.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > dogisbadob 01/13/2020 at 16:32

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2020 Outback XT seems to be the leading candidate.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:35

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Have you checked the Focus forums about the battery drain? Not saying there’s an answer there, just curious. Did you ever try replacing the battery? Maybe there’s a bad cell or two?

CB > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 01/13/2020 at 16:38

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Battery was replaced a few weeks ago. Likely might be related to my dash cam, which has been set to off when parked but I don’t trust that, so I’ve unplugged it. In any case, it’s been plugged in on the block heater and it’s only been five days, to chalk it up to the cold weather killing everything faster than it did last year.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:42

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Bummer. By the way, you Canadians can keep that cold up there. It was a glorious 70 degrees in NJ yesterday.

We need to build a wall in Canada. Keep that air up there. Lol

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:45

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I can give you 10 lbs of deer meat, a wrecked 1990 Isuzu 4x4 pickup and old 30-06 ammo, plus $350 cash. 

bob and john > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:46

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trade you a slightly rusty lexus and some guys camera lense :D 

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/13/2020 at 16:47

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Can’t take the ammo since I don’t have a PAL. Do you have a bow and arrow instead.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:48

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Ouch. Something something hatred leads to suffering

CB > bob and john 01/13/2020 at 16:48

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THAT’S MY CAMERA LENS YOU BUTTHOLE SURFER.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/13/2020 at 16:49

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Suffering leads to executing the younglings and breathing problems . Or something.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 01/13/2020 at 16:51

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Yes. I have a PSE compound, adjustable draw and adjustable reach. I think I have about 20 arrows, field tips and two types of broad heads .

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > CB 01/13/2020 at 17:02

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That era of Fords generally had crap interior quality, and since so much snow generally negates your cornering advantage and FWD only, I can see your issue. Still, NOOOOOOÓÒOOOOO! Don't give up on the FiST!

UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 01/13/2020 at 17:03

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It’s common in focus ST’s at least, Bad parasitic loss 

Snuze: Needs another Swede > CB 01/13/2020 at 17:04

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Since you’re apparently open to trades, how about:

1996 Volvo 850 GLT (auto, leather, 2.4L 20V I-5, 167k miles )

1989 Honda CB-1 400cc motorcycle that needs carb work

7'6" medium-fast action spinning rod with Cabelas Pro-Guide reel

$148 American Dollars

$27.50 CAD leftover from when I was working in Halifax.

Also if you had that PAL I’d sweeten the deal with several hunting rifles and ammo. If I could figure out how to legally get them into Canada.

CB > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 01/13/2020 at 17:04

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Hope is already gone. Time to move on to that wagon life and embrace the old man I am.

CB > Snuze: Needs another Swede 01/13/2020 at 17:06

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This is the best offer I’ve gotten so far. But that deer meat was real enticing.

bob and john > CB 01/13/2020 at 17:15

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<3

AestheticsInMotion > CB 01/13/2020 at 17:25

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I feel like we're going down similar paths here

Snuze: Needs another Swede > CB 01/13/2020 at 17:28

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If you had that PAL you could use the rifles to have unlimited deer meat. Not to mention other tasty critters like elk, and possibly moose - one of my hunting rifles is possibly borderline suitable for moose.

Or if you’re not interested in harvesting your own, I do have 1 lb. of frozen ground venison I could throw in to sweeten the pot.

CB > UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy 01/13/2020 at 17:51

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Really? Interesting.

benjrblant > CB 01/13/2020 at 18:11

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Six-Ninths? Are you secretly an American that loves using freedom units?

Longtime Lurker > CB 01/13/2020 at 19:03

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Now? You were saying late summer, which would have given me enough time to sell the BMW. I don't need 3 cars at once.

CB > Longtime Lurker 01/13/2020 at 19:07

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I wouldn’t really wish this car on a friend. And I’m only mildly serious about selling it right now, just getting frustrated with it.

Captain of the Enterprise > CB 01/13/2020 at 19:18

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I’m not really in a position but do you have the recaros? I sat in one with recaros and didn’t fit. 

CB > Captain of the Enterprise 01/13/2020 at 19:21

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Recaros and navigation!

Longtime Lurker > CB 01/13/2020 at 19:58

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I understand the frustration, I've been there with the BMW for a few years. Honestly none of the problems you've had with the Fiesta over the year are scaring me.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CB 01/14/2020 at 03:32

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If I was in the market for a car, I’d take you up on that.

UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy > CB 01/14/2020 at 12:57

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Yep. I was on vacation for a little over a week once and my car took an extra second or two to start. Not sure why it’s this way.